Nudity Ban Might Hit San Francisco
Nov19

Nudity Ban Might Hit San Francisco

Nudity in public is likely banned in your hometown and probably is in most cities that you visit so strutting you stuff would likely land you in jail but one large American city never seemed to have a problem with the human body until recently. San Francisco is well known for being a city that prides itself on an “anything goes” type of attitude and you could even choose to go nude if you wanted to which certainly set it...

Read More
How About Some Human with your Tuna?
Oct16

How About Some Human with your Tuna?

We’ve all heard those horrible stories about food manufacturing of the 1900′s where it was a common occurrence for people to accidentally fall into boiling pots of whatever was being cooked but it isn’t something that we hear of much anymore. California workplace safety officials are now investigating such an incident at the Bumble Bee seafood plant where an employee was cooked to death. The incident happened last...

Read More
Gitmo Inmates Love Fresh Prince
Aug20

Gitmo Inmates Love Fresh Prince

First of all anyone who didn’t love The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air should probably be in Guantánamo because you’re clearly an infidel. Not that the last statement makes any real sense because those who are being detained in Guantánamo Bay, Cuba love the show and plenty of other American television productions, Will Smith should be so proud. Fresh Prince is so popular amongst suspected terrorists that the demand for the Harry...

Read More
FBI Agent On The Lam
May15

FBI Agent On The Lam

Click here for updates May-Thu-0644-2012Authorities have stopped actively combing local mountains and hillsides for an FBI agent who went missing from his Burbank home nearly two weeks ago, instead basing their search on tips from the public, a police official said Wednesday. The decision came after a search carried out Saturday by teams from the Ventura and Los Angeles County sheriff’s departments turned up empty, Burbank Police Sgt....

Read More
Aussie Model Turned International Drug Kingpin
Mar21

Aussie Model Turned International Drug Kingpin

Australian model Simone Farrow is best known for her days showing off clothing for Ed Hardy and lack of clothing with Penthouse however she’s earned a new title as of late; drug runner. The former Penthouse Pet, who has been on the run for 3 years, has been arrested and is accused of being the head of an international drug running ring that trafficked methamphetamines across the globe. Based out her West Hollywood apartment...

Read More
Cucumbers Are Too Sexy For Muslim Women
Jan23

Cucumbers Are Too Sexy For Muslim Women

The far right of the Islamic world has always oppressed women with outlandish rules and strict interpretations…

Read More
Navy Dolphins To The Rescue!
Jan17

Navy Dolphins To The Rescue!

Iran may think that it can block U.S. Navy surface and subsurface vessels from entering the Strait of Hormuz but there’s one thing they can’t stop – dolphins. The mammal is the Navy’s back up plan if Iran decides to block the world from approximately a fifth of the global oil supply. Mines are a great threat to any navy and the Americans have found the proper recruit for deep sea mine detection. These highly...

Read More
When The Zombie Apocalypse Hits Hornady Has You Covered
Oct14

When The Zombie Apocalypse Hits Hornady Has You Covered

With Zombies being the latest undead trend it seems everyone has a zombie apocalypse plan but as of yet no firearms or ammunition companies have marketed their tools of the trade to those of us who plan to survive the inevitable onslaught of our grandparents. That has all changed with the introduction of a zombie specific ammo. Hornady has released a cleverly marketed line of ammunition dubbed Zombie Max. It is the ammunition for your...

Read More
FBI Gets New Lead On DB Cooper
Aug01

FBI Gets New Lead On DB Cooper

‘‘ Updates The niece and mother of the alleged D.B. Cooper have come forward and said that they believe  Lynn Doyle Cooper and Dewy Cooper were involved in the hijacking and that Lynn Cooper was the one who jumped from the plane. Dewy Cooper also worked at Boeing however it is unknown if he had access to the plane involved in the hijacking. L.D. Cooper died in 1999, Dewy Cooper died about 12 or 15 years ago, and Donald...

Read More
Legally Dead Chicago Man Found Alive After 25 Years
Jul25

Legally Dead Chicago Man Found Alive After 25 Years

A Chicago commodities broker who went missing in May 1979 has been found alive and well in the city of Las Vegas. Arthur Gerald Jones, a father of three, was declared legally dead in 1986 after disappearing when he ran out of money to pay gambling debts. He lost $30,000 on one basketball match and is said to have had ties to organized crime. The family claims that after his disappearance they never heard from him but now that...

Read More